73. Brokemigos w/ The Bromigos Podcast

This week on 69 Whiskey Motorboatin' Matt pulls double duty because our guests for this episode are his fellow Bromigos Podcast members Panama Red (Mike) and Daint Money (Dante). Eric does his best to break both Mike & Dante telling his famous "preacher Daughter" Story and explaining an array of different BDSM sex toys that leave them both speechless. Plus Matt pulls up some wild stories that have been in the news of a married couple with sexdolls plus two Australians banging in a courthouse.

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Ha ha what's? Poppy all its your boy date Money. And every Monday join us on every streaming service on the Bromegos podcast. And I'm cool and I'm like, yo, what's edible? Ain't doing shit to go to eat. It took me 45 minutes to finish a hamburger. Man, come talk shit with your boy, Panama Red. Objectify me, baby, I don't care. I wear something revealing for you, too. And you better not forget me. Head advocate of the Big Titty Committee and Undercover Brother Motor Boat and Mask. I tend to make friends with a lot of hood people. That's an Undercover Brother. I might steal it. And me hoochie daddy swept. My new name is Hoochie man Hunter. I was hoping you were going to do that. We talk all things sports, sex, and more coming to you raw and uncensored. Ain't nothing off limits. Hello. My name is Eric Weinstein of 69 Whiskey. This podcast contains mature content and covers topics and subject matters that people may find offensive. The purpose of this show is to attempt to educate people on different viewpoints and topics that are not generally discussed. This community is based on inclusivity and understanding. As hosts, I do not condone King shaming, offensive terminology, or exclusion. If there is anything in this show that offends you due to our own ignorance, we apologize and we'll try to continue to educate ourselves and do better in the future. Have fun, be safe, and enjoy the episode. Ladies and gentlemen, we are no longer bound by your radio. This is the 69 Whiskey podcast. Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of the 69 Whiskey podcast. I am one of your hosts, the Dollar Store dom Eric motherfucking Weinstein. And I am joined by my co host oh, wait, that's fucking miserable bullshit. Oh, yeah, baby. Back again for another episode. There goes my boner. Fuck off. Anyway, some people call me the Undercover Brother. On today's episode you can call me head advocate of the big titty committee motorboat and matt mish. Although I won't say this much, I'm pulling double duty today, Eric, because I have two very special individuals with me. Two individuals who I have another podcast with. Members of the Bromegos Podcast, gentlemen, please introduce yourself. It is your boy. Panama Red. What's going on? How are you doing? Bobbin dan, money, stop playing. The fucking energy is low. God. Terrible. Oh, my God. What do you want from me? What do you want me to tell? What do you want me to tell? Join fuck right off. Mish. Apparently we need some more motherfucking energy up in here. So, boys and girls, there is a tradition here on 69 Whiskey. I'm not sure if Michellewsky has told you, but you bitches owe me a fucking story about drinking or fucking go. Oh, I remember that. I forgot we used to do that. You got the fucking story. Oh, man. Okay. You got to tell a Germany story, Mike. Okay, so in Germany, right, prostitution is legal. Okay? So they literally have, like, red lights districts. Perfect. Yes, perfect. Like, they used to be nice where I would go to the club, and if I feel like fucking with these dizzy dames, I go pay my 30 year old fuck for half an hour and keep the truck in. This is what it is. But on one of these occasions, I was in Berlin, and I went to, like, a brothel, and you got to walk in, you pay a little money, and then you get to take a shower, and then they give you a bathrobe, and you go into this room filled with women, right? Filled with them. Like a hero. Yeah, like every kind you can imagine. Like every flavor you want, they got it academic, vanilla, Oreo, everything. It's like a fucking buffet. My boy so good. So I was feeling good that day I decided to go with this Romanian, and the other one was Turkish. The things, bro, listen, I don't know how nasty motherfucking get. Go ahead. Go ahead, motherfucker. I'll be watching them, bro, you ever watched two women go at it, bro? It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life. I swear to God. It's like art. I swear to God. You have to take a moment before you dive in to just appreciate it. So agreeing with you on that, because my experience with that is I used to date a stripper for a while when I was in the military. Okay. And she used to bring girls home from the strip club for us to fuck, okay? And that was my life for a while. There were some nights when they outfucked me. It happens, but it's like you get this insatiable appetite for just all of it. Like, you just immerse yourself in it, and just fingers and lips and mouths go everywhere, and it's just oh, my God. You've been to Germany over there. Have you been there? No, I never got to. Well, let me rephrase that. I spent, like, three days in Minas, Germany, going in and out of Afghanistan. But for the most part, the times when I was really active and able to do my debauchery, I was in Washington State. Okay? I've never been there. It's fantastic. That's where I got into the Kink community, and we'll get into more of that later. Yeah, I was about to say the whole community. Like, what? My boy is wild. I mean, did you listen to our last episode? Our last two episodes? I just came back from a BDSM sex convention. I have told them about the time we went to Exotica, though. Yeah, I've seen even pictures. Listen, that is the next level. I've never done anything like that. I'm more into the actual physical act of just especially when you're in the military, you sleep with whoever. When you think about it, we're kind of kind of wild. We're loose as fuck. We just fuck whoever. Yeah. No, that's why I like going to these places, because it's a whole fucking literally. The BDSM convention that I went to was an entire hotel full of people like us. An entire hotel full? Yes. You do parties, too? Have you been parties? Yeah, I've gone to Dungeons. I've gone to all sorts of different stuff. That's what this show is about, educating people about that kind of stuff. Shut up. That's wild, bro. Idiots. That's kind of tough. Whips and chains, like a dominatrix. No, I don't like being tied up, bro. I do the tieing up. Fuck me. You don't do it very well, though. Well, you know, forget no, but he said we'll be talking about that later because of some things that have happened recently. I did some scene design work recently. Oh, look at you being all fancy. Okay, but we got to let Dante tell his story now. Yes, go ahead. Dante, you owe us a drinking story. I think I know what he's going to say, too. Please don't. I'm going to, Rose, but you really don't know what story I'm going to tell you. Okay? So I was freshman in college. This is probably like two weeks before Covet hit, too. So we were all lit back then. 2020 chilling right before the pandemic hit. And it was a Thursday night. I was studying in a library, but I got invited to a cocktail at a frat house. Basically got to dress up nice and they had drinks and everything, music. It was dope. But it wasn't like a party party, you know what I'm saying? So I was like, fuck it. I leave the library.

I knew I had a test the next morning at 08: 8:52

00. A.m., but I said, fuck it. I'm going to go to the party. Got dressed, looking good. DeeDee picked me up, went to the cribstairs in my boy's room. It was him other homie, Sam, and my boy Rome. Sam was like, Dante, you want a shot? I was like, yeah, sure. I just started drinking. So I took a shot of vodka. She was like, yo, you need a chaser? I was like, no, I'm good. I'm feeling like a chaser. What do it look like, a bitch? No, my name raised no ho. Remember that shit. So take another shot and take another shot. By then I know I'm seven deep. I go downstairs, my boy was like, yo, Dang, you want to try some of this? Yo, this tastes pretty good, man. He was like, Yo, it's cherry vodka and Coke. Just like a cherry Coke. Let me get one of them. Like a whole cup of nigga. He was like, hey, man, you want a shot? Took two double shots of vodka. No chaser. I went upstairs, the homies, they were like, yo, man, you try to smoke Michael? I tell you, I got so high, I had never pulled bowls that fast a day in my life. I couldn't feel anything. My body was all out of whack. I remember at the same time, Astro World was still hot. I walk outside, right? Drunk as shit, crossed as fuck, and I hear stops trying to be God. You know, what the end with all the homes and the other humming and shit. So you had an out of body experience? Oh, yeah. That was tripping before I knew it. Tripping once, man. Was this before or after the burger story where you had that edible? I was tripping that day. I was actually tripping. just because I feel I should contribute a little bit. Have we done? Break a bitch. Olympics on here. Not that I know of. Define what you mean by break a bitch. Olympics. Is that the one where you challenge the one guy to break the girl? We told that story a couple of times, then. Oh, God damn it. Do you want to tell them the church story? Oh, yeah. Tell me you ain't fuck a bitch in church. Holy fuck, man. You go as far as first class, baby. I will be the first to admit that out of all of the churches I have been banned from, this one was the only one that I will give that was reasonable. Multiple times. How many times you've done this? Go. Listen to the Devlin Cox podcast. I think I said you were the other two times. So this one is better known as the preacher's daughter story. My favorite story. So I at one point was dating a preacher's daughter, and me and her dad got pretty friendly. I was a young guy, and I seemed responsible enough, and he sent me and his daughter to the church to fill up the baptismal tub for the baptisms. the tub is filling, and she fucking splashes me. Oh, boy. So I fucking splash her back. The next thing I know, we're naked in the tub. God damn. It happens that way, bro. I swear it happens that way. It just happens. No water, bro. It does that. No, it's not over yet. It's not over. This was without protection, and Jesus was watching. Hold on. It gets better. I'm not done. I'm not done. Dante. I went to pick her up the next day, and she texts me. Oh, fuck. I forgot to empty and refill the tank up. Mike, I think you've met your equal. I've never done something shit like that. the finishing line and the punch line? So my response was, in the great words of Maury Pelvic, if there's an immaculate conception, God is not the Father. and the opportunity to live a holy lifestyle. Hey, man. God damn. God. I'm in Wild Island, Bro. No, I've not done anything like that. I mean, I've done a wild ship, and not that in church. And you left the water in there. You forgot the most important part. What do you call the people that were baptized that day? My God. They're bathed in sin. Bro. The church of Eric Weinstein. They're bathed in the body of Christ. I thought Delvin's reaction to this was fucking fantastic. This makes my day. Could you imagine going to church and seeing them too? Oh, my God. You want to tell them what happened years later? Oh, yeah. Why? I actually got banned when she got into a fight with her dad and started listing off all the places in the church we had had sex to include the baptismal tub. Look here, Rev. There's a stain over there I would like to talk to you about. I'm feeling the Lord's blessings everywhere. Oh, man, bro. All that congregation the congregation is full with sin. All of them. That's why they say those who need to be in church are in church. Looks just sin everywhere. Oh, my God. You just talk about plowing field. This motherfuckers taking a whole church, just church full of his DNA everywhere. If you thought the stuff we do on Bromegos is ridiculous. Guys, look at what I have to deal with every Tuesday. Oh, my Lord. Yeah, we should get high and talk about this shit. It would be hilarious. You do realize one day, Eric, I want to have you on Bromegos if you ever want to make that trip. Absolutely. Hello. I am Big C, and I am joined by my cohost, Jay. We are the porn connoisseurs. Together we make up the Porn Stash podcast. Join us as we discuss Kinky Reddit's, hilarious porn, bloopers, urban Dictionary, sex Position, porn recommendations, reviews of the best porn parodies, and so much more. Join the rest of the compadrece and give us a listen every other Tuesday. And you're everywhere. You like a podcast, so get those ear holes looped up and ready. We're coming for you. Gentlemen, we do have some topics that I'd like to cover tonight. My lovely submissive. She recently came over to me and she started talking to me about forms of remote play. This is where it came from. Yes, of course she would do that. There's some new kinky shit, like Nica's got sexual attractions or remote control shit. Let's say that you're in a long distance relationship. You can't really get physically intimate with your partner. There are toys online for just said occasion. She showed me a video, and I wanted to show you guys some of the items that were on said video. Okay, this could be funny as fuck. So we're going to go with simple and basic first. We're not going to go way too over the top at first. Okay, this here is a remote controlled, app controlled master lock. Do they put this inside them? No, let's just say that you're doing something in, like, the form of restraint play. Oh, no. This was hilarious, bro. For anybody who's, like, into the Sub Dom kind of relationships, you could, let say, have your Submissive lock something up inside of a box with said lock and then completely remove their ability to get it out. And then any time that they try to remove said lock, you are notified on the application. So basically, it's just where is it locked again? Like, anywhere, or yeah, wherever. It is a constant way for you to keep track of somebody messing with this lock. Like a chastity belt type shit? Yes, it's like a chastity belt. We'll get there. Don't worry. Oh, fuck it's. Am I the only one thinks it's dumb as hell? You don't get it. He's still young. He's young, I get it, but I don't know. I guess I'm not into that shit. Well, here's my next one. It's a little bit more interesting. This oh, fuck. You were talking to me about this last episode. A Pavlock. So the shit they use for dogs no. So this is a fully human device. It is primarily designed to help you break habits, certain habits or routines that you constantly do. It's designed to just give you a little bit of a reminder to stop doing that. Let me call my girl real quick. You better hope you'll listen to this. I'm absolutely getting this for my Submissive 110%. I'm buying this for my Submissive. All it is is a shock collar, for lack of better terms. Yeah, that from an app I can hit at any point and just zapper. That's evil. Knowing her. Knowing her, she would not take too kindly to that. I'm fine with it. Oh, I know you are. No, that's wild. I don't know if I do that one. Is that legal if she don't want it? You know what? I would never do anything to her that she didn't consent to in the first place. And the reason why I'm bringing it up is because of the fact that she already consented to it. Oh, my goodness. So you haven't done it yet, though? Oh, no. I'm getting ready to buy this thing. Isn't this the same bullshit you were telling me about last episode that you wanted to do to me or someone wanted to do to me for some strange reason? No, we just wanted to put, like, a dog collar around your neck, and whenever you got really offended and decided to get loud, it would just zap you, kind of keep you in line a little bit. Oh. Either way, you're still shocking me. It's the same fucking thing. It's the pictures that they have for this advertisement. Like, getting shocked is such a wonderful thing. I just got shocked. I'm so happy. Look at these. Mitches right. Life is so amazing getting shot. And then there's the upgraded version. It's a shock. Apple Watch. That's what it looks like. I don't know what to say to this. I think she is insane. I think you're submissive. Who is also a friend of mine for Dante and Mike. Knowing her, I think she's insane. That's all I'm going to say. Look at that. I'm glad she consented to this. I'm glad she consented to this. But I still think she's crazy. I, like, a little crazy. now. Is she a red head? I cannot answer that question. Our next toy fuck the Wendy's logo. I know you would. Wow. Eric, I'm learning a whole new thing about you today. I got you. All right, so next toy in the lineup, the Hush. What are you putting at? Look, mom. It's a rocket. Shit. You can read the description. It is a butt block. Long distance. Oh, my Lord. Wait, it's a vibrating one, too. It's a vibrating butt plug. Holy shit. It looks like a torpedo. Michael Phelpson, not ass. And they look so happy that's something in your ass vibrating. See, I've learned something interesting about these recently, and this is from watching that video, is that you can set them to work in certain manners. So having it set to being noise sensitive. So if you're like playing music, it'll vibrate along to the music whatsoever. But what? Yeah, hold on. We didn't say how sadistic I was here. Could you imagine? I think Mr. Panama is getting an idea of what I'm going for with this. Because what I'm thinking is going out to, like, let's say, a sporting event. for the Jersey Club party. No, because you don't want them to have to you don't want them to actually make it known that they've got this in. So they have to contain it. Yes, it's funny. Take it to a black church. Oh, my God. Yes. Okay. I fuck with Dante. I approve of this message. Cops are going to be mad. Oh, my God. It's if we haven't offended enough pastors today, I'm not going to lie. You know what's even better? A black funeral. That's even lighter. You're sick Pastors. Now, that's terrible. All the screaming and crying and rolling on the floor. All right, I'm sweating at how appalled I am. This last one mish. Oh, God. Oh, fuck. You okay? What is it? Because I know how much you really crave your mommy dom. Eventually we have to say that with my friends here. Yes, absolutely. That's the exact reason why I'm going to say it over, over and and over again. That's why you haven't got any bitches. That's the problem. You've been focusing on the wrong demographic. I mean, it's fine. He recently bottomed to a large black man with orange dreads. What the fuck are you talking about? Look in my eyes. What do you see? Eric's gonna fuck with me. I paid you so much. Don't forget the DMX joke, too. You want him to tell more jokes about you? That's wild. At this point, it doesn't matter. I'll give it to you. Apparently. Oh, God. But as I said, this one is for you. Oh, my God. In, bro. No, that's a limit. You know that's a limit of mine. Fuck you. I'm not doing that. As a grown ass man. As a grown ass man. Is that small enough? How do you allow this to happen? Okay, Mike. Okay. So the lovely part of this device now I'm fuck what? You meant mesh. So you know what's coming. What's coming? Apparently, I'm not with this fucking thing. This device, once attached to the subject, can be locked indefinitely. No. Meaning if it's submissive, turns around and goes, I want a week straight. No holds barred, no limits, no mercy. The dominant can turn around and permalock that bitch for an entire week. No, fuck that. Nobody can unlock that until that timer expires. I will cut my fucking dick off if that was the case. Oh, no, bro. No one can unlock it until it expires. You're out of your mind. No, the app will not even let the key holder open the lock. How am I going to pay? Oh, there's a hole. No, there is a hole right there. But that's wild, bro. No, I wouldn't do that. Fuck, no. I'm not a submissive. That is a hard pass point pun intended. That is a hard pass. Who does this kind of shit? Who does this? What kind of weird people know, bro. No, do not. Kink shame here. We do not okay, my bad. It is a damn who does this. Plenty of reasons, plenty of submissions. So do you have to have, like, a high paying tolerance? Well, it depends on the setting of the key holder for the electroshock, at least. Okay. Dang it. There is, like, an adjustment setting. My boys, we're just talking sex and shit. Also normal shit. Like, yeah, man, I love my girl. Put your tongue in my mouth, be like, yeah, bro, I love what she plays my butt and they got your next nigga. And be like, yeah, bro. My girl shocks my dick once a week, bro. I've been really angry lately because of we're segwaying into this. Oh, yeah. I'm finally going to do this because some people have been hurting me emotionally and in my free time now, I have taken it upon myself to design a new scene that I want to enact. Because, one, it's been a while since I've really sent somebody to deep, deep subspace. And two, because I want to get some monsters out for a little bit, and I have a new way of trying something. So because people have been talking shit about how much of a shitty rope top I am hello. That's been my running joke for, like, what, six months now? Yeah. So mish, I've designed a BDSM scene without any penetration whatsoever. How did you manage to do that? First? We've recently gone over my toy bag and talked about how I have some electro conductive rope. Oh, yeah, I remember that when you got it at the BDSM convention. Yeah. So I'm planning on turning that into a Swiss seat. Oh, my God. For those of you that don't know what that is, that's the rope seat that they use for repelling. Yeah, so I still know how to do that. So rope top be damned. I can at least tire Swiss seat pretty damn well. Using the Swiss seat, I'm going to create a sort of harness around the subject's body using an oring that I also have as a central piece to rope everything off from the Swiss seat and then take a lovely cordless, hitachi vibrator, and tie it to her vagina. Turn that bitch on and tell her she's not allowed to get off. If she starts to get off at all, I can her fucking toes. She's consented to this, correct? Yeah. Wow. Oh, my God. She's insane. Then while the scene is still going on, the submissive must request spanks with different toys. You have a lot of floggers that you bought a couple of weeks ago. I have a lot of fucking paddles, too. And paddles. Yes. I get those two mixed up. Sorry. Wow. Goddamn. This is who I'm friends with. Gentlemen, welcome to 69 Whiskey. Listen. I was listening and I heard what he said. Wow. Speechless. I never seen you speechless before. I also plan on breaking the violet wand out at some point and electrically charging that rope. Oh, you mean the one that I know what you're talking about. That's around the legs and vaginal region. Good boo. See, even the dog is into this. Boo. You sick son of a gun. No, she's going, no mercy. Yeah, save the submissive. That's a whole lot, man. You didn't think you guys be caught speechless today, did you? I've heard of people that do this shit, but I hired whole actual description. Damn. That's a whole lot, though. college shit. That's what it feels like compared to that. Well, I mean, if you really think about it, the whole point of 69 Whiskey was a radio show, obviously much more toned down. It was for college kids back at our station that me and Eric used to work at. It was a show for college kids getting into this stuff. You know what it shows, though? It shows how people evolve even within their own sexuality, the things that you experiment with. That's crazy, though. Would you have seen yourself doing these things? Like, when you were younger. Absolutely. Yeah. So this has always been something that just something you did. The first one I put a ring on, like, was a rope bunny and very much liked to be choked. Okay. And is part of the reason why I'm so comfortable with the idea of polyamory. Okay. So quick question. How did all this start? How did you find out that you were into this as far as which part? The sexual debauchery. Yeah. So the first time, what made you decide to tie someone up or something like that? How did you do it? She asked for it, okay? She said, hey, I want you to tie me up. And I said, all right, I can figure this out. And I found out that I fucking hated rope, okay? But if she wants fucking rope, I'm going to give her fucking rope in the best way I fucking can, and I'll fucking find a way to enjoy it. Listen, I'll be honest with you. And I've said this over and over and over again on this goddamn show. I fucking hate rope. It takes so much goddamn time and so much motherfucking patience. But fuck, it's hot. Yes. I don't have the motherfucking patience to do it or actually enjoy it. Unfortunately, she loves it, so I have to. Well, sir, the unfortunate part about being a fluffy service top. So if you're done on that, I have a couple of stories I want to get into. Eric and I want some thoughts from my fellow Bromigos co host over here. I'm going to pull this up really quick. This one's going to be a wild one. They're like, what do you got to top what Eric's put out? So far, Dante has got, like, the shell shocked look over there. Gentlemen, if you would please click the screen. So what you're currently looking at is a story that broke over the last week or two. Unfortunately, we didn't do an episode last week, so I couldn't talk about this sooner. You seen this, Mike? Yeah, I saw this. So basically, this couple, they decided that they wanted to, I guess, spice up their relationship, for lack of better terms. So they got a sex doll, and they made it look like the wife, and now they have threesomes with said sex doll. And this brings up a lot of questions for Motor Boat and Matt. And I'll tell you why. Is it cheating if, say, the wife doesn't want to have sex that day? And you go, oh, I've got the sex doll. Let me just plow that thing until I get off. No, it's not cheating. I mean, I don't know. There's a whole lot of questions that go into it. Some people and I got into a conversation with this on Twitter, on our account about it. Some people thought, like, this was like, some form of cheating, or in some sense I don't know if I necessarily agree with it, because. It's for that purpose. Maybe part of the purpose of getting this doll was for that. I mean, it still looks like his wife. I'm going to let the other two respond to this before I go off on my rant. Is it considered cheating? That's the question. Is it considered cheating? It's not necessarily my question, but it's just a general question. I came in general question. I don't know how I personally maybe someone explained to me how would be considered cheating or how their perspective maybe then because from my opinion, it's an inanimate object and it's literally an identical to your wife. I mean, look at this photo I have right here. I mean, they're literally a spitting image of each other. It's almost freaky. Yeah. Cheating. What? Are you still with us, good sir? Is he okay? Has your mortal coil shed its soul? I'm just baffled. I'm looking at this over here on the left and I don't know, bro. She ain't it. But first of all, my question is how can you be this fucking horny? How can you be this horny? There's no way in hell you can be that horny as hell. I want to fuck all the time, but like, for real, the wife is gone. They're like, oh, I got a fuck so bad. Let me fuck this silicone version of my wife. Like, that's some weird shit, my nigga. Here's the weird part. If you imagine sex doll, say, ten years ago, they weren't even nearly as good as this. Like, there are some companies out there, like, for instance, the company we saw out at Exotica last year that had full on sex dolls at display. There's companies that have been interviewed by other friends in the podcast industry of ours. And the amount of effort that goes into this is wild. That's all I'm going to say. We're fucking bozo to clown balloons, man. You know it's going crazy on this shit. Did I ever tell you guys the story of the inflatable fuckable sheep? I mean, I used to work at Amazon and a fucking coworker of mine, one day, on their side of things, they were taking care of some products, and one of them was an inflatable fuckable sextal sheep. Like that's what I knew. Now they have the whole silicone get up going on here. So here's where I'm going to come at this from, okay? Because again, to me, this isn't cheating, but this is a female with some really deep seated commitment issues. You think? Well, listen, I get it. You don't want your man to go sleeping around. Awesome. Don't have threesomes with the fucking doll. That's weird. I'm sorry. Well, I'm sorry. To me, at this point, you should be looking for a unicorn. See, from what you're saying, I'm reading a paragraph here that completely negates everything you're saying. And it says, what's most important, though, is that D is treated with respect. D being the sex doll's name. She doesn't get chucked in the cupboard with the odd socks when they're done. She's just got a studio to herself. Shar says Dee has had a positive impact on us as a couple closer together. I agree with that. I understand it and I get it. But find a fucking unicorn? Yes. If you want it to just be the two of you. Yes. This is completely healthy and this is fine. Especially if the female sex drive is not nearly as high as the males. I got it. I agree with it. It's fine. But in my opinion, just go looking for a unicorn. I know they're very hard to find. Trust me. I get it. Super hard to find a single girl looking to be a third in an already established relationship. But they're out there. They exist, and they will. Absolutely. If you find somebody that is healthy for your relationship, be beneficial to your relationship more than this thing, because they can actually talk to you. I mean, that's a fair point. It's a very interesting perspective. I agree with that. Interesting perspective. This still maintains the dynamic of it only being two people. You still need to be able to figure out your shit as two people. Yeah. You don't think a third actual person would complicate that? I think it actually makes it easier, in my opinion. I mean, if you think about it from a cost perspective, that probably costs a couple of hundred. If not $1,000 or so. I mean, if you want a unicorn or for a third, all you need to do is buy a couple maybe like, $50 worth of drinks one day. No dinner or dinner, maybe. Kindly fuck off if you think that's not what I meant. First and foremost, you're always trying to paint me out to be something. First the shooter, now this. However, I'm saying, if you're on the hunt for it and if she's interested, you have drinks and you have a conversation. I know what you're saying, man. I know what you're saying. Thank you. I know what you're saying. So let me say it a different way. Let me say it a different way. Let me articulate it better then. It's like when I lived in Germany on my own, I had alcoholic beverages. Perhaps she wanted to indulge in something we could drink it, stare to offer. So that's kind of what he needs with it. Like, hey, you want something to drink? I got some water, I have wine, I got soda. Whatever you want is there for you. Yeah, I wasn't even thinking of that. I was just thinking of picking them up at a bar. No, fuck off. That Matt. Let's go the second way. I said it your way. Might be better then. No, but if they're on the search, the first place they'd look for is a bar. Yes, probably. That's what I'm thinking of, is the search part of it. Once the actual relationship is established, then I would say your idea works. Fat life and munches, baby. Feel you, man. Like, you go to the bar, be like, Drink. fuck. Cute. You motherfucker. Try to save that's wild. The doll. That's interesting. If you think that's bad, I got something worse. Let me pull that up. I got something much worse. Okay, if you thought the church story was fucked up, this story comes from beat this church story, bro. No, this is close, but this is pretty fucking close. Hold on. I'd like to thank our friend Josh for bringing us this story, making it our attention. Oh, no. So these two individuals I believe this was in Australia. These two individuals got caught fucking in a courtroom. And I'll explain this. So apparently the girl, I believe, or the guy, one of those they were supposed to be at a hearing all of a sudden, at around 940 in the morning, there's footage of them basically vigorously kissing, or they're kissing a lot. Next thing you know, she gets on his lap, things start to happen, they start to fuck. And then they do this, like three times. From what it says. They get told to stop, and then they start doing it again. Then they tell them to stop again, and so on and so forth. It is just absolutely wild. She's kind of bad, I'm not going to lie. Especially in that white dress in this photo here. So I don't really blame the guy. But, yeah, they just keep getting approached by security. I guess they must be doing a good job at hiding it because, I don't know, I'm pretty sure they'd be separated and taken away for that. They actually noticed what was happening, but it seems as though they were pretty well off hiding it until they actually started really fucking. And then I guess they really got separated. But it seems as though that this was just a spur of the moment thing. So, ladies and gentlemen, next time you're horny, please don't do it in the courtroom. That's wild. I'm kind of confused. No, so they had sex a bunch of times in the courtroom, like three years. No, this is just a classic case of exhibitionists. Yeah, that's wild. Don't get me wrong. That's wild as fuck, right? I have never done I'm not sure. No, I wouldn't do anything like that. That's wild. Could you imagine going fuck a speeding ticket, and then all of a sudden you get another charge, you get another case. Goddamn, that's wild. Listen, I've fucked up so many different weird locations, but, bro, they got baptized in the water. I've been baptized twice. I used to be Catholic, then I'd be a 7th day Adventist. I was baptized twice. The second time was a choice. Could you imagine, like, somebody's nut juice all in, like, the holy water? Bro, that's wild. That's wild as fuck. No, bro. Oh, man. You know what it is? What? My dictates. I know I got baptized today, but the water little salty. You might want to change out the water, reverend, please do. Like what? I'm not going to forget this shit. I'm going to talk about this shit so much. Oh, my God. Wild, bro. See, Mike, you thought you were bad. Like I've done it in a jacuzzi. Like a summer party in a Jacuzzi. And everybody had to get out the Jacuzzi, right? But that's Jacuzzi water. Nobody gives a fuck. And no one's getting baptized in that shit. Like what? Oh, my God. Sir. Hats off to you, sir. I'm not that wild, bro. I thought I was wild. I'm not that wild. I just fucked a bunch of women, like, everywhere. But the act, the crazy. No, I didn't do that. Damn, now I got to do that. shit. If your girl is down, ask her if your girl is down. How about you down? Your girl down for something that crazy? Hell, no. Once again, hell no. And then another. Hell to the no. My girl ever asked me to do some shit like that. You're going to burn. Hellboy, I need that padlock so I can restrain myself from crazy shit. What kind of you going to hit it with, a Hadooken Street fight, man. Come on, son. Fucking I'm not even religious. And I'm like, that's fucked up. Fucking a funeral. What's the difference? I'm not with you on this fucked up. Because I think that's dope as fuck. Like real shit. Thank you. It's my favorite story he's ever told. I must have heard that story 15 times. And it's still the best story I've ever heard about all the places you could have possibly done it. That's dope as well about it. If I could find a fucking tarp, I'd just make another Mr. Happy. So that we could have another story for that. Oh, God, not Mr. Happy again. You want to explain to them what Mr. Happy is? So either one of you know what a vampire glove is? A who? No, a vampire what? A vampire glove. No. So it's a glove that you put on and it's got these little ridges and spikes on the inside of it that are just like count Dracula had those. I remember that. Yeah, well, I made my own version with some tax and a gardening glove. Hold on. I'm looking at what this is. You are, sir. Oh, my what? I'm blown, bro. Okay, continue. What? Yes. Because of the fact that I am a very cheap individual. Oh, yeah, he's a cheap bastard. He's called the Dollar Store Dom for a reason. Yeah, I'm a very cheap individual. And I have a lovely background in backyard wrestling. I have a weird affinity for thumbtacks. I took that thumbtack and I lined the fingers and palm of this gardening glove and then put tape all over the inside of it because I didn't want it to stab me anymore cause fuck me getting hurt. And then I just use that to bank the sequel. Yes. Second Wife dante, are you okay? Right now I feel so bad for me. So uncomfortable. I'm looking at this like real time. Like what? I'm watching him turn white. Just listen. Just wow. Sir. Oh my God. See, this is nothing for me. I've heard these plenty of times. But it's funny seeing your guys'reaction. We need to do more episodes together. God damn. If only Hunter was here. If only Hunter was here. Goddamn, I would love to know his reaction right now. Shout out to Hoochie man, hunter, fourth member of The Bro Migos, who's not with us tonight. Man, now you know how I feel every time I get to fucking expose you to something new like sounding. Stop. Don't fucking bring up sounding. You've done enough to me today, man. You talked about so much. You even asked us about the show. You didn't ask us nothing. You just went straight into all your fucking fetishes and I'm just like, trying to convince me to be a fucking cook somewhere. No, I never told you to be a cook somewhere. Whatever. With the chastity belt. Whatever. You're out here. You're out here just trying to paint me out to be something. I'm just like, I am not putting that goddamn thing on. I thought, this is going to be a fun conversation. And then it was just like, I'm telling you to be a chastity sub. You're used to it already. No, I ain't. At least I can beat off. I can't beat off in that thing. I get shocked if I want to beat off, so fuck you. Listen, just remember, eventually, only Mommy will tell you when to come. Miss do the fucking housekeeping. Fuck you. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for checking out this episode of the 69 Whiskey podcast featuring my good friends over at my other podcast, The Bromi Goes. If you want to check out this particular podcast, 69 Whiskey, you could find us on a multitude of different podcasting platforms, including, but not limited to Apple Spotify. Here we go again with this bullshit. Google Podcast, pandora Adia, the good pods app and so much more. You do realize that it's hard to hear me when I'm trying to read these off and you just keep playing that shit, right? It's really bad audio quality. Well, stop trying to rush through it. Fuck off. Speaking of good pods, I have some podcast feedback I want to read off to all of our lovely listeners who enjoyed the last episode with our good friend Rob A. K. The Clip Commander, Can, Mr. Gentlemen, Ryan from the Puptime podcast. Dave Graham, Ashley Lana Mick Manhattan, Anne John, Thomas Smith all left us a five star rating. Shout out to them now if you want to check out our podcast on social media. You can follow us on the following platforms 69 Whiskey Pod on Twitter, Facebook, the letters R U, 69 Whiskey TikTok 69 Whiskey Podcast, as well as the same name for the Instagram handle 69 Whiskey Podcast. And for gaming content and more, follow us on YouTube and Twitch. Just search up. 69 whiskey. Mike, Dante, would either of you like to shout out our other show? Yeah, shout me on podcast, man. Stop playing. Every Monday, on every stream, on every platform. You want to go into a little brief thing about what we're about? We've got a couple of episodes out already, so on our show, we talk about sex, drugs, and everything in between, from politics to the uncomfortable conversation with your dad or your grandfather. Or you could hear about my Cesca page. Or Dante eating whack ass food because he's lame. Check us out every Monday. Dante, your rebuttal. Fuck you, Mike. You're fucking asshole. Ladies and gentlemen, Dante and Mike have the same relationship me and Eric had that you have been accustomed to hearing on this show. It's nice to know that I'm not part of that relationship. So you're not the bottom in every relationship you're in. Fuck you. Okay. Anyways, bro, let's do the Bro Migos podcast. All right? Bro were all about getting pussy, talking shit, and keeping it real. That's all I got to fucking say. Hey, fucking man. All right, everybody. That is another episode of the 69 Whiskey podcast. I'd like to thank you guys for joining us. Listen to all of the episodes of The Bromigos. It's actually a really entertaining podcast. You enjoy it. I'm glad you like it. Actually, I really do. I hope to have you guys back on soon. Bring your other friend so I can traumatize him too. He's so screwed if he ever comes on this show. Oh, no, I'll just come on your show and drop as many grenades as I can. It'll be fun. Well, you got to get fired first. I'll do this magical thing called show off. Everything in my toy bag. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. You come with the bank. Have a good one, everybody. Alright, catch you guys next week. Bye bye, you.