74. Would You Rather?

This week on 69 Whiskey Eric and Matt get inspired to play Would You Rather and proceed to ask all kinds of uncomfortable but entertaining questions. Plus if you've heard Episode 50, you'll know about the Museum of Sex test the boys took, and finally Matt has his results! Plus they find out Spotify is cracking down on pornographic content that is somehow making it on to the platform.

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Hello. My name is Eric Weinstein of 69 Whiskey. This podcast contains mature content and covers topics and subject matters that people may find offensive. The purpose of this show is to attempt to educate people on different viewpoints and topics that are not generally discussed. This community is based on inclusivity and understanding. As host, I do not condone king shaming, offensive terminology or exclusion. If there's anything in this show that offends you due to our own ignorance, we apologize and we'll try to continue to educate ourselves and do better in the future. Have fun, be safe, and enjoy the episode. Ladies and gentlemen, we are no longer bound by your radio. This is the 69 Whiskey podcast. Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of the 69 Whiskey Podcasts. I am one of your hosts, Eric. The Motherfucking Dollar Store Dom. Actually, let me redo that. I apologize, ladies and gentlemen. It's a little bit of an off week for me and I'm really milking this out right now because I really just want to get to some fantastic news today, and I want to blue ball Mish as hard as I possibly can right now. So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is the 69 Whisky Podcast. I am one of your hosts, the Dollar Store. Dom eric motherfucking Weinstein. And I am joined by my cohost, who we cannot use his intro for anymore. Introduce yourself, motherfucker. Why the fuck did you take away my intro? Oh, that's part of our amazing news. So first go through your intro so I can give our amazing news. I am the head advocate of the big title committee. And after you taking your sweet fucking time, which I will keep when I edit this and post, I am very perplexed, upset and confused. I am appalled by what I'm listening to. Yes. So, Mish, we have some very big news to tell our lovely listening audience at very shortly, 69 Whiskey will be syndicated. We want to talk about this now that even though no contracts have been signed up yet no, I'm fine with that. Because you want to know the best part about this? What about it is the best part? Because of our contract we're going to sign, and because of the way that the insurance for the radio station we're about to be on is worked out, we can't use the opening of metal lingus anymore. I want to help. This is bullshit. This is a travesty. This is a fucking sham. This is just appalling. So, Mish, on this day, am I having a heart attack? Ms. so I get to rip you one more time. Look, I'm going to get in touch with my friends at the pornstache podcast, and I want them to do me a favor and to make me a new fucking theme song that doesn't have copyrighted music in it because I will not allow this to stand I will not allow this travesty to stand. J, big C, I know you're going to listen to this episode, motherfuckers. So here's what's going to happen. You're going to help me with this fucking new song because I can't use it anymore. Thank God I still have it on my computer for other stupid projects I can do, but still bullshit. Damn it. Oh, my God. I am upset. I am pissed. Weeks of dealing with it. It was a good gimmick, Sole. Oh, it was. But the beautiful part now is I can now tell you, stop with the gimmick infringement and just make your own opening intro. Here's my point here. At this point in our lives, fairly soon I should be able to get back onto our severe production track and actually make us some zingers and stuff and openings and all that other BS. Yeah, I was going to say because you bought that Appleton a while ago and I never really knew if you have been using it or not. I know you have shown a claim. Well, I am upset about this news, but I will say this much. I actually recently got some decent news. And if you remember way back when, last year I had the opportunity or we had the opportunity to take the Museum of Sex tests that they had that had like your whole personality traits. The BDSM personality test. Well, it wasn't BDSM, but it was more like in regards to personality test. Yeah, something along those lines. We took the BDSM test after that point. So I don't know if you know this, but the site really kind of runs like shit. And because you couldn't see your results because you didn't have an account, I decided because I wanted to see my results, I made an account. And this was back in December, right? Yeah. It's been months. And like two weeks ago, I finally found my results because they finally fixed that bullshit. So now I can actually see what porn stars I am similar to. So I'm going to list off a couple of names that you might know, you might not know, and that's fine. Does the name Geordie El Nino Polola ring a bell? Isn't he that like looks like a twink kind of guy? Yes, he's one of those looks like a twink kind of guys. And he has like a fucking horse. So you're a twink one to be? No, well, not that. But the funny part is, compared to my results, he's 87% similar to me. I mean, makes sense. He likes being dombed by Mommy's. That is. You know what? Most of his porn, if I'm not mistaken, is milk porn shit. Especially like BBW milk. So I'm not surprised by that whatsoever. This next one surprised me and I'm actually quite happy to see this one. Angela White, one of my favorites, 86% similar to me, which is dope big Angelo White fan. I don't know I'm sorry. You don't know who Angela White is. Probably one of the she's won like, ten AVNs in the last five years. No. Wow. You need to get educated. Holy shit, bro. You're disappointed me right now. I need to do better at following porn stars. I will admit, with the business that we're in, I need to be better at following porn stars. Yes, you do. So I'm going to roast you on that do better scrub. Maybe Jay and Big C will send you some shit anyway. Maybe you'll finally get a theme song that isn't copyrighted. So this next one, her name is a luxury girl. She's a quote unquote amateur artist, even though it's more like that high death amateur stuff. I mean, I'll make her a professional. Goddamn. I'm pretty sure she's a couple with somebody, so I don't know about that. Damn it. Kira Noir. Is that sound familiar to you? She's a black adult film star actress. She's very popular. Someone named Little D, who I think I know by name, but I've never seen this. So I'm 82%, similar to Little D, which is kind of surprising. Here's another one. Surprising for me. Really? Why do you say that? I have some personal opinions, but moving on, kush Queen. Another guy named Jacob. Ethan Dale. They're both 81% of peace. Another person who I've seen my sweet apple. I think they're from Spain. 80%. This one's a big name. You're going to know this name. ASA Akira, 80%, similar to me. That surprised me a little bit. That's probably the biggest name on this list, next to Angela White. A couple of this is another good one. I think this is the end of the list. If I'm not mistaken, I know this woman. She's another amateur artist who I think was a teacher who does no face porn for obvious reasons. Her name is Ms. Lexa. Sexiest fuck. Highly suggest. Someone check her out. 71%, similar to me. Another adult film star. A male, Kieran Lee. Big name in the industry. On the guy's side, I've seen some stuff that he's been, I think with Angela White. He's pretty fucking good. I'm not going to lie. Not to sound suss or anything, but his stuff is pretty solid. So that's my list. Those are all the adult film stars that are similar to me from that test that we took from the Museum of Sex many, many months ago, which, thank God, their shit themselves. Yeah, agreed. The Pub Time podcast is for blue collar, hardworking, beer drinking men and women that need a break from the daily grind. That's right. We talk about beer, sports, hot Topic, current events, and true crime while mixing in our own brand of dark humor. So sit your ass down and crack a cold one with the boys from Illinois. Buckle up, bitches. It's pup time. Last week we did an episode covering some sex toys that we found on because of another group of content creators called what's the safe word? So this week we were looking through some of their content for a little bit of inspiration again, because they have a lot of really interesting content and a lot of really good content, and they had a would you rather episode. So we went and we found a couple of lists of kinky, would you rathers? And we're just going to go through them with each other. Can I say something before we start considering those content creators that we're talking about here? I'm actually kind of happy that people like them are on YouTube because YouTube, I know they probably do the best they can to censor a lot of their stuff, but to prevent from getting taken off the platform. But it's just nice to see that there are some creators out there actually talking about stuff like kink on YouTube. Other than us, I haven't really known anyone else other than us doing it based on some of the episodes I've been able to put out on our platforms. So I thought that was pretty cool. It's nice to know that we are not alone, even though they're much bigger than us. I'm ready to go whenever you are. Yeah, I'm ready to go. I've got a couple lined up already. All right, give me your best shot then. Ladies first. Okay. Fuck you. Well, all right. We're going to start easy. Okay. Would you rather be partnered with somebody who has a low sex drive or somebody who has a sex addiction? Oh, God, that's tough. Wow. I actually have stumped a little bit on that one. I guess, given my current situation, I'll just say the sex addiction. Because I'm going to be in a relationship, I would want to have sex a decent amount. So, yeah, I'm going to have to go with the sex addiction, even though there's a lot of downsides to that as well, to be honest. See, this is one of the joys of being non monogamous. As long as the other person's honest with me, the sex addiction thing doesn't bother me. Well, maybe for you, but for me have you ever had someone that has, like, that sex addiction? Do you even consider yourself to have that sort of yes, I consider that. I have a feeling that the sequel might have had sex addiction. The problem was she couldn't be honest with anybody about it, so that's why that didn't work out long term. That and also the standards are different both ways. If the standards are the same on both sides of the fence, then it wouldn't have been such an issue. But that's a fair way to look at it. I actually got one that is a little spicy. Go ahead. I think I've got them, folks. No, I'd much rather sleep with a teacher. Why? So, first of all, here's a better question. Did you ever have crushes on teachers when you were in high school or are they like all ugly and shit? I had a couple that were smoking hot. I can only name like three on one. I can only name three that I can. Very attractive. In high school I had a science teacher that was dropped. That gorgeous. Oh, I'm so jealous of you. The only reason I was awake in first period was because of how amazing she looked. You know what sucks? When I was in high school, the hottest teacher at school was a teacher I never even had. So you answered the question teacher or boss? I think I'm going to have you know what? I'm going to have to go teacher too, because a boss is not going to be nearly as attractive sometimes. See, I've had way too many bad bosses that the only reason that I would sleep with them would be hate fucking. I was going to say if you had the machete, you're definitely taking the machete out. Spanking them with that a little bit. No, you're not pulling out the machete. It might be it's too dangerous. No, I'm not liable for what happens if the machete comes out. That's why I said boss is not negative. Not really my thing. I have one for you. This one's actually interesting considering you have bottom to a few people. Would you rather be the one to dominate or be dominated? I would rather be dominant. Dominant? Yes. I'm not the bottom. Sorry. Do you enjoy being a bottom, though, anytime you've done it? Could you elaborate on that a little? What about bottoming was enjoyable compared to, say, being the top. So when you are the dominant, when you are the top, your goal is not only to do what you want to do and it to be fun for you, but the majority of what you're thinking about is how to make it more enjoyable for the bottom, more enticing for the bottom. When you're the bottom, it is about completely trusting and living in the moment. And if you have that sort of connection with somebody and you're able to get to that point sometimes it's like a mental reset. Like there have been points in my life where I have been in an emotional state and I want to hurt myself in a way that's unhealthy. But if I let somebody else hurt me in a way that's healthy and a way that's safe, it's a freeing experience. I was going to say some demons are probably exercised a little bit when you're the one getting hurt as opposed to self inflicting that hurt. Exactly. Okay. Eric is in a real weird state. Once I come down a little, then it's okay that I play when I'm not doing it because it's self harm to myself. But I need the reset anyway. So hypothetically, you're in that situation when you're having those feelings. What kind of aftercare, do you think you would want to have, like, the mommy dom type or, like, the I don't know, the hard after care? I don't really give a shit about you. I've done what I need to do for you. I don't know, because I've never had somebody that I consider. I have bottomed two people, but I have never really hit real subspace. Is that something you want to do? I'd like to, but again, I have to trust somebody, and for me, that is a massive thing that I don't know. We'll see. I need to find the right person. That's fair. That's fair. I just figured I'd ask because I wanted you to elaborate on that. Because you talk so much about you being the Dom, you never really discuss, like, your experiences bottoming or how your feelings are in situations like that. Thanks for opening up about that. I've bottomed in fire. I've bottomed to flogging, to paddling. Not a lot, but a little, because Jesus Christ. Let me put it like this. They were doing birthday spanx, and one of the first toys used was a pizza board that had holes drilled through it so it didn't have wind resistance. Evil. Yes, evil. The Italian in me is cringing at the thought, but yeah. What birthday was this that she got the birthday spanx? 22. Oh, just a little baby at the time. Yeah. Boy, oh, boy. All right, what do you got for me? All right, well, since you went that way, let's go with oh, man. Woods. You rather date someone who refuses to kiss you or someone who refuses to give you oral sex? So fun fact, everybody, long before I was a part of 69 Whiskey, I had a friend of mine that I had a little bit of a crush on in college, and she had a crush on me. And nothing ever became for some reason, she would very and you know who this person is? Eric. She would often tell me that she would never give a guy a blow job. Now, I'm not sure if that has changed or not over the years, but if it was up to me, I'm okay with not getting ahead as long as I can give it to somebody. Some people may think I'm fucking nuts for that. Some of my friends think I'm nuts for that. I cannot not be kissed, okay? I like kissing. I'd rather would be kissing than not having head or getting head. That's just my opinion. So I've never had somebody that's uncomfortable with kissing. I'm surprised that's even a thing. If it is, some people are just like, no, I don't want to be kissed. That's a thing. And I've done stuff with people who don't want to be kissed, but I've never had a partner that didn't want to be kissed. I've had a partner that doesn't want to give blow jobs and refuses to give blow jobs. You have or you had I have had not current. No, she would not be around if it was current. So do you want to explain why that person didn't want to give ahead? No, that's not my story to tell. But I have had somebody who didn't want to give blow jobs. So my answer is I would rather be with the person who didn't want to kiss me over the person who refused to give me a blow job because I'm sorry. You need to kiss at least one head. And that's the one I prefer. I respect it. I got another one here, if you don't mind. to keep it narrow? Let's go with the ex wives specifically. Let me just state this. I don't believe in sending nudes. Are they nice? Yes. But me personally, I don't really they're fun to look at, but I get really nothing out of them. Videos. They're real nice. They're fantastic. You know what? I'm inclined to agree on that. Unless there's something artsy I really could care less. But what if it's like you're having a bad day and like, all of a sudden one of your someone oh, yeah, a parrot hits an ass pet. That's fantastic. When you're having a shit day, that's like your significant other being nice to you. You bitching about the day, and they send you something a little bit extra to make you feel better. That's somebody being considerate me sending an unsolicited nude to my ex or a random stranger. I'm gonna go with the random stranger. Really? Yeah, I got to know why. I figured since the exes have already seen it, might as well yeah, but they'll use it against me. Oh, yeah, I forgot. They're psychotic assholes. At least a random stranger I may never hear from again. Well, if you wanted to, you can always pull the oh, shit. Wrong person. Sorry. At least there's a cop out to it. I can't use that one because they're the same people for you. Oh, wait, no, this is perfect. This is perfect. Mish. Okay. Would you rather catch your housemate masturbating or have your parents catch you masturbating? Like I said, for you, they're the same person. So effectively what I'm asking you is would you rather catch either your brother, your sister, your dad, or your mom masturbating, or would you like your parents to walk in on would you like your parents to walk in on you? Honestly, my brother was in the bathroom jerking off and I walk in by accident. I'd be like, oh, shit. Sorry, pal. I'll go away. You finish what you got to do. I'd rather just do that than have someone walk in on me because then I'd be frozen and not know what to do. They would probably feel the same way, but I'd rather walk in on them. Understood. So you would rather walk in on one of your housemates masturbating than have somebody walk in on you. Well then have your parents walk in on you specifically. Yeah, no. I die. You remember folks, my family is very Christian. I'm fine with Stan walking in while I masturbate. Listen, I'm pretty sure Stan just walked in on you doing other things as well, so I wouldn't put it past him. Here's one that's actually interesting. Would you rather suck at foreplay or suck at sex? You're asking me to be bad at one of the two things that I really pride myself on being fantastic on. I got you. Fuck me. Ladies and gentlemen, this is another great moment in motor boat and Matt history on 69 whiskey. I have stumped eric the dollar store don weinstein not once but twice. Get me bad at foreplay. Really? Yeah. Why? At the very least that I can always outperform the vanilla fox. You have a point there. Listen, all of you vanilla guys out there, I'm going to let you in on a little secret here. If you are strictly vanilla, you have to be a god with your dick. And the reason I say that is you've got very limited options for warm up. You've got your hand, you don't really have many toys, you can't get creative. You're not supposed to tie people up. You have limited position choices cause you're vanilla. And you're supposed to mostly do missionary so you can't get that real good angle. Because missionary listen, if I can be great at sex, awesome, I can at least outperform the vanilla guys. I mean, I got nothing for that. It's pretty self explanatory. Okay, there we go. Would you rather have an orgy with complete strangers or have sex with all of your exes? I only have two exes, Eric, so this should be a real easy question for you. Yeah, I mean look, I'm not going to lie, it's actually a little bit tougher than you think. You barely have enough X's to have an orgy. Well, I'm not saying that. But I'm saying is that if I wasn't an orgy with random people, there's at least a guarantee one or two of them are going to be fucking smoking hot. There's a guarantee in that? No. At least subjectively smoking hot. No. Oh stop it. What we mean no. You're going to tell me there's not one, at least two smoking hot chicks on an orgy? Not necessarily. Even then attractiveness is subjective. No. So what I think is hot to you might not be hot. You have a point. Exactly, that's my point. So to me I'm probably going to be lucky enough to at least have one or two girls that are smoking high in my opinion that night. But the problem is both of my exes are also perceived as hot to me. So that's going to be a problem. Now wait, is the X's part, like the orgy with the X's or yeah, it's an orgy with the X's. I mean, that's just a threesome at that point, so I mean, you're right, it saves me the competition of other people. So I'll just take the X's. Listen, look, you know my opinion on three, since I'm not huge on them, only because I feel the competition aspect for me, in this case, if I had to, I would. But in order to use this, too much competition at that point, I'll just be sitting in the corner being like, okay, what do I do now? So I would be a little too nervous, especially if they were all strangers. Okay, your turn. I'm looking. Okay, would you rather watch porn or just go to the strip club? Think about it from Tip, and you're probably thinking I'm crazy, but here's my angle on it. One's free, the other one is going to cost a lot of money. Depends. With someone, it does not specify. go to the strip club. If I had money, I would rather go to the strip club. 110%. Okay. I have a history of making bad decisions with strippers, so yes, I would much rather go to the strip club and continue making bad decisions with strippers. That's a fair point. I mean, some of the stories you've told either to me off air years ago or on this show, they're wild. Let's just be honest, they're pretty fucking wild. So I can see you go into the strip club because, let's be honest, you've done it before. You will probably if you wanted to do it again. And with that being said, hit me with your best shot. All right, so, Mish, would you rather get a tattoo with my name in a secret spot or get matching tattoos? With who? Me. Okay, so here's a question. I will only answer this if you tell me what tattoo that we would have. Obviously, it's a matching tattoo, so it's got to be a collaborative effort. So what did you have in mind? Let's think, let's think. I got one. Go ahead. Pineapple. Why a pineapple swingers, baby? You're not monogamous? No. Fuck you. It's a good idea. See, if I was going to do matching tattoos with you give me one. Give me one. I do like a 69 Whiskey thing on our shoulders or something. Okay, I can see that. Or like microphones. That like half the mic is on my wrist. Half the mic is on your wrist. And it's like the year we fucking met at the radio station. I don't fucking know. Here's the thing, if we did that one, people might think we're gay. Nothing wrong with being gay, but people would definitely think we're gay. Yeah, true. Good point. Yeah. But either way, I'm still going to pick the matching tattoos because at least it could be something small and stupid. Having your name in a private area that no one can see but me. Or it's a secret area, whatever the fuck it's called. I can't do that, chief. No, that's like a sense of ownership. I can't do that. Come on, you don't want my name right on the inside of your asshole. Just where? Right around the rim? What difference would it make? You wouldn't fucking do anything with it anyway, knowing that you wouldn't go down on an ass. What difference would it fucking make? Here's one. Would you rather be a virgin until you are 40 years old or never be able to have sex again after 40? Wait, say again? Would you rather be a virgin until you are 40 years old? You are now Steve Carell. Or would you rather never be able to have sex again after you hit 40? I mean, they've got pills for that. Let's go with not have sex again after 40, because if it doesn't work after light, let's be honest, if it stops working and I just start taking pills, the problem is going to work itself out eventually. But see, knowing you, your body's already breaking down at 30. So, like, who's to say that you can't even fucking move at 40? I'm being honest. I got another one if you're looking for one still. Would you rather be with a partner who you can't please sexually or have a partner who can't please you sexually? Honestly, I couldn't handle either. I know. God damn, this is hard. God damn, this one's hard. For my own personal mental necessity, her not being able to please me. So that's pretty tough because you have to think of it being sit in their shoes for a second. Could you imagine how what she feels like that she can't get you off that would make her feel like shit and say it's the partner you have right now. Could you imagine? Would you still go with that? Or you're pretty confident in that answer. Yeah, well, if you're confident, who might have judged? But it's a tough question nonetheless. I'm not sure if neither of those really work out for anybody because it's just going to end up in a whole mess. But anyway, what do you got? Okay. Would you rather shower with a model or your high school crush? That's tough. I had a few of them. Can I have all of them? No. Fuck. A model would be great, but your crush, that's like a whole nother level right there. Here's one. Would you rather have a leaked video of you masturbating or one where you're having sex? Wait, what? Would you rather a leaked video of you? Would you rather be you masturbating or having sex? Having sex. Masturbating is just sad. At least if I'm performing well, then at least it's good content for people. Would you rather make out with a priest or a married woman? Please tell me this is. Not something you read on a site. This is absolutely something I read on a site. Wow, that's fucked up. Give me the married woman. Goddamn. I don't give a shit. A priest? Yes, bro. Listen, I know I'm Catholic, but goddamn, I haven't been molested yet. Thank God I never will be. No, wait. We can't do that. We can't do that no more. Why? Because we're not parodying it. We're ripping it even though we're the ones performing it. DMCAs give you a they could technically 10 seconds use of it for fair use. So fuck you. I've done my copyright research. Okay, so I have another one, but I'm waiting. Do you have one ready? I'm going to look for one more because I'm sure you got some other stuff that you want to touch on. Would you rather have a one night stand with a porn star or with your long term crush? Listen, I'm one of my 85% 87% similar to Angela White. I'll take Angela White or Lexie Bell any day of the fucking week. I'm just going to be honest. You could tell I've thought about this way too much. They don't call me Motorboat and Matt for nothing. All right, here's one. Would you rather date a porn star or be a porn star? Yes and yes. I can't do that. Be a porn star. You're following the footsteps of our good friend. They love flock. Good for you. Good for you. Why would not? Well, technically, it's a yes for both. Because if you were in the industry, you could date within the industry. So it's actually a win win for you. Yeah. Be technical with it. All right. Mesh.

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00 am. Yeah. So think about it like this. People have sex in the daytime. April, sex is a thing. I'd much rather have the raging heart erection for the 12 hours. Yeah. I'd rather have the raging heart erection because it's just like, let's be honest. At night you jerk off once, and then you call it a day. Come on, you have an erection for, what, five minutes, and then you go about your merry night. What's the sense? You might as well not have one anyway. I think that pretty much wraps up that section. I mean, I've got one more that's really good. All right, fire away. Would you rather seduce your female boss or seduce your next door neighbor's daughter? For arguments purposes? We're both the same age, correct? Yes. Okay. Just making sure. Honestly, I'm going to go with the neighbor. It's easy access in and out if you're trying to seduce them. And if they're into it, it's easy access for them. A boss. You got coworkers looking at you. You got coworkers looking at you, and it might become a little bit obvious after a while, so I'd rather just go with the next door neighbor. There's a Hailstorm song about this too, somewhere. I know there is. I don't remember which one because all their fucking songs have to do with either fucking or something. Or watching people fuck. Or watching people fuck. Yes, you're right. All right, well, as much as I love talking about my future ex wife, I actually got something before. I know you maybe want to wrap up. I saw this come up today, and I thought that was pretty fucking. This was interesting, to say the least. Apparently so. Do you remember months ago, like two years ago at this point now, where pornhub had that thing and they had to take all that content off their site? So apparently Spotify is going to be having the same issue now. Oh, lovely. I saw something by Loudwire today, and they posted it, and apparently there is now some sort of pornography in terms of photos and I guess sounds being made and they're being put up on Spotify somehow. And I know bands have some raunchy album covers or some raunchy songs and some things like that, but from what I'm reading here, it's like straight up fucking porn that's getting uploaded onto this. Oh, lovely. I know, from the way this reads. Anyway, I mean, what was this? Despite the rule of Vincent, new York Post have reported finding a wealth of pornography ranging from playlist and podcast, cover images displaying explicit sex acts and or genitalia, as well as recordings of erotic readings, human and digital narration, and even sounds that are intended to yield sexual arousal. Wait, hold on. You mean to tell me they're actually banning readings of it? Like audiobooks? Yes. Okay, that's a little lame, but that aspect of it is a little bit lame. I mean, audiobooks are audiobooks by now. No, because it's infringement upon somebody's income. Hypothetically speaking. What if they were paid to do that and it just happens to be on Spotify, where you can listen to it? It wouldn't be on spotify. It would be on audible. That is a fair point. I did forget about that. Still, the reading might be pushing it for me a lot. I mean, the reading fan fiction on Spotify would be legal, but it's also like I got to worry about it. Technically, it's still classified underneath whatever they're trying to do here. So regardless if it's fanfic or actual books, it doesn't matter, apparently, if it has sexual content in it. Well, I mean, I'm real happy because I recently was able to find somewhere to watch interspecies reviewers. No, it's back. I found it. I'm not saying where, because you fucking Feds aren't taking this fucking shit away from me again. Oh, yeah, right. We went on with it for, like, what, a year and a half without it? Yes, I found it. Mish. I will send you the link to it so you can finally finish watching it. I already did finish watching it. Oh, you did? I did. Remember? The last scene was oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, it was them figuring out what adventures they wanted to go on next. They keep wanting to go home to his dad's harem and shit. Yeah, that's what it was. I found interspecies reviewers again for everybody. Check out episode three. We did talk all about it. I will say this much, jesus. Did you just hear the words that just came out of my mouth? Episode three. Fuck yeah. Holy crap. What episode is this? 74. Jesus Christ. We got to go. 71 episodes to fight this episode? Yeah, we've been Jesus for a while. Oh, my God. But yeah, that was fantastic. I founded your species. Reviewers again, recently. You know what? We really need to watch and review, though. I should do this maybe next week or in the coming weeks. Okay. Pun intended. Bible Black. No. Yes. No. Why not? I have better well, let me rephrase that. I don't have that shocking. Well, actually, no. I recently found something that put me into another fucking I like the way this sounds, but I don't like the way this sounds at the same time. There was stitching on it. That's all I'm going to say. No, wait, what? There was stitching on it. That's all I'm going to say. What do you mean by stitching? Elaborate there, mish. Do the housekeeping. No, I'm not doing the housekeeping until you fess up, motherfucker. No, do the housekeeping. I said do the housekeeping today, motherfucker. All right, well, either way, Bible Black has got to be something we check out and we review with somebody as a guest or something. That'd be funny. I think we should do that. But either way, ladies and gentlemen, I just made myself feel very old a second ago, so thank you for checking out episode 74 of the 69 Whiskey podcast. If you don't mind, I'd like you to refrain from the sound effects because I actually have a lot to get to in the feedback section. Oh, this is going to be entertaining for me. Please don't. I'm asking you very nicely, please refrain. But either way, you could check out our podcast on a multitude of different podcasting platforms, including, but not limited to our Bus Bout hosting site, apple podcast Spotify, google iHeartRadio adia the Good Pods app and so many more. And please do me a favor, tell your friends and your BDSM communities about us. You would definitely would like to have them listen to us and share the show around. Definitely will help us out in the long run as well. I recently just gave the show to my supervisor at work. Yeah. Wait, hold on a second. How recently? Two days ago? No, you sadistic son of a bitch. Wow, you are really trying to get fired either way. Speaking of podcast platforms, we actually got a lot of feedback this week and I appreciate everybody for sending in their feedback on the last episode featuring our good friends at the Bro Migos podcast, or my good friends, I should say, shout out to Panama Red and Dame Money and Hoochie Manhunter. Thank you very much to Ryan from the Pup Time podcast, mick Manhattan, dave Graham, peter. This is a new name, Peter, andi I hope I said that right. Mike and Tabby from the Happy Hour podcast and John Thomas Smith. We also have some five star reviews on Spotify by the following podcast who are friends of mine. Whiskey Hell wait, what? Podcast drinks and things and well, that's interesting. So thank you very much for supporting the show. Definitely appreciate it. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to leave us feedback on the show, it definitely gets read on there. We appreciate every bit of feedback that we receive and it does mean a lot to both of us, especially since we're now about to reach apparently since you want to spoil it for everybody, we're about to reach a next level when it comes to the show in the coming weeks. So thank you guys for supporting us. If you want to follow us on social media, you can follow us on the following platforms twitter, 69 Whiskey, Pod, Instagram, 69 Whiskey podcast, and that is also the same name for the TikTok page, facebook, r U, the letters R U, 69 Whiskey. And for gaming content that Eric doesn't utilize and more, go to our Twitch channel, 69 Whiskey, and the YouTube channel, which is still very behind, 69 Whiskey. Also, thank you all for helping us reach 5000 total downloads on the Motherfucking podcast. It brought a smile to my face a couple of days ago because it happened a lot sooner than I thought it would. So much appreciated from your friendly neighborhood motorboat and Matt. So, ladies and gentlemen, this episode, so that you guys understand on the way out tonight, is a little bit different because, as Matt said, because of all of you that this is now possible. It is because of all of the connections that we've made. It is because of all of the people that have supported us on our journey to get to this point. Thank you. I do want to announce, though, now, since this is going to be probably one of the last times that we are going to basically, I think what you're trying to say, I'm not trying to put words in your mouth, this essentially, more or less, to an extent, ends our quote, unquote, end tag. We are officially going to be syndicated because we most likely are going to be signing the contract soon on Full Swap Radio. And we are very happy to announce this partnership with them. We are very happy to go ahead. What? Well, I was going to say, it's not that we're not going to be everywhere where we usually are now. You just have another way to listen to us and it's another way to not only help the show, but it helps us in terms of business sense as well, which we definitely will be within their rotation on a weekly basis. All of our episodes, past episodes, upcoming episodes, all the stuff will be on there. But take a listen, follow us there, give the app a download. We appreciate it. They appreciate it. But thank you guys. Thank you for everything. And that's this week's episode of 69 Whiskey. Have a good one. Bye.